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THE HAPPY F*CKING ME DAY TEE

Black / S
$49.99

THE HAPPY F*CKING ME DAY TEE

$49.99
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The reason for the season? It’s not him. It’s you.

We hijacked the holiest day of the year and turned it into a shrine to the ego. Behold the Messiah of Merchandise: Jesus Christ dripping in gold chains and limited-edition sneakers, standing atop a melting cake of excess, surrounded by a whirlwind of receipts, shopping bags, and debt.

This is the new gospel. Forget salvation; we want next-day shipping.

Canvas: Our signature 200gsm organic heavyweight cotton with the architectural high-neck fit. A garment worthy of the new god: The Consumer.

WORSHIP YOURSELF.

Oversized t-shirt made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton. It’s designed with dropped shoulders and a wide collar, making it perfect for everyday streetwear outfits.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus .
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