THE MERRY CRISIS TEE
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$49.99
THE MERRY CRISIS TEE
$49.99
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Celebrate the collapse with the ultimate symbol of holiday debt. Featuring a balaclava-clad St. Nick dripping in gold chains and hauling a loot bag of worthless fiat currency, flanked by a melting credit card that couldn't handle the heat of hyper-consumption.
Printed on our signature 200gsm organic heavyweight cotton with a structured high-neck fit. This is the uniform for the recession-proof. Wear it while you watch the economy burn.
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Oversized t-shirt made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton. It’s designed with dropped shoulders and a wide collar, making it perfect for everyday streetwear outfits.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
